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Frequently used excuses for not practicing

(valid for undone homework, lack of practice, or poor performances in lessons)

  • Oh, I was supposed to practice this.
  • I'm sick
  • I've been sick
  • I'm getting sick
  • I will soon be sick
  • You make me sick
  • I'm really nervous
  • You make me nervous
  • I got stuck on this part here
  • I didn't understand what you said
  • Teenager (I'm a)
  • Teenager (I own a)
  • I do this much better at home
  • I do this much better when you're not here
  • I'm still learning this
  • I was abducted by aliens and they took my music, too
  • I don't like this song
  • I don't like this room
  • I don't like you
  • I didn't practice much this week
  • I didn't practice much this year
  • How was your week?
  • My dog ate my homework
  • My cat ate my homework
  • My dog ate my cat
  • My dog ate my parents
  • My dog ate my life
  • It's your fault
  • I didn't practice what you told me to, but I wrote this cool song
  • I didn't practice what you told me to, but I learned this cool lick
  • I didn't practice what you told me to
  • I didn't practice. What, you told me to?
  • At least I'm honest
  • At least I came
  • At least I tried
  • My chair's too low/high/soft/hard/wobbly.
  • Isn't it a beautiful day?
  • I had a big test/meeting/game/trip/concert last (insert appropriate day of the week) and for some reason it kept me from doing anything else the other 160 hours in the 168 hour week. It's like I was in suspended animation, dude.

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